Tumblr Mouse Cursors

thequeenvevo:

hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

(Source: goldtouch, via sniffing)

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via perks-of-being-chinese)

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

(via itsminttu)

(Source: 10yearsahead, via hi)

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via officialwhitegirls)

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

(via hate)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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(via clestroying)

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

(via marley-barbie)

iknowwhythesongbirdsings:

postracialcomments:

Ferguson 08/18/2014

Officers continue to not wear their name badges

The lawlessness is breathtaking….

(via intensional)

(Source: twitter.com, via yall)

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via forever-not-giving-a-fuck)

butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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(via wimpynoodle)

toyota:

Getting rid of a crush is like is like finally getting a demon out of your body

(via dumbpost)