Tumblr Mouse Cursors

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

(via beyoncevevo)

rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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(Source: rniraclewhip, via thathilariousasian)

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

(Source: frecklesshake, via pizzaismagical)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:

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"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

(Source: tami-taylors-hair-is-spoopy, via swag420yolo)

runilovetheirishboy:

cmericanidiot:

I M S ORRY

I JUST SPIT MY WATER OUT IN CLASS

(via nickiminajvevo)

gabrielliveson:

pervertigo:

sanjuanwolf:

I sometimes forget that Death is a female (who’s in love with deadpool) in the Marvel universe.

this is the only pairing that will ever matter

well I guess you could say he enjoys flirting with death

(Source: fialsamsagui, via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

emeraldsplash:

i went and looked at the first few cad comics for shits and giggles and completely forgot there was a time where buckley’s self insert dated samus aran

(via austni)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via i-suck-dick)

inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

(via trust)

joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

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well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

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no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

(via sniffing)

notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

(Source: uoa, via hotboyproblems)