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"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via ericscissorhands)

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via horrifick)

wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

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sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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jolteonerrex502:

brothertedd:

Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

(via kookoomama)

sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via officialchristianmingle)

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via tyazmorgan)

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

(Source: basedgosh, via peoplemagazine)

tipslip:

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS